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Tales from a runaway Neo-Rican
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Craziest Dream I've Ever Had
May 14, 2008
Part 1:
I was a schoolboy dressed in a maroon-colored school uniform. The uniform looks much like those worn by British students. I was about twelve years old, my hair was much longer than it is now, and I was accompanied by dozens of similar looking boys. Our school was in a large square-shaped building made up of about four floors. Each floor was a large space with no separations. One floor was a class room of some sort, another was a cafeteria, and another was a large room with bunk beds for the students. I'm guessing the floor that I don't recall was an administrative level.
Disgusted with the automotive school culture, I had refused to participate. At night I would scream, kick, and knock things over in protest. I would kick over plates, give teachers problems, and cause a big scene just to make sure that my disgust was acknowledged. Students would look on. I could tell that they wanted to join in but had reserves. No matter how violent, pushy, and angry I was teachers would not resort to violence or force to qualm me. This only encouraged me to push the limits.
My mother visited me one day at the school to ask me why I was being a problem. I explained to her that I hated the school and that I was not going to be cooperative. I had watched Oliver Twist a few days ago so this might explain the orphanage setting. I also (hatefully) studied in a Christian Academy for a short while as a child.
Part 2:
Me and another classmate were sitting on a beach. In-between us and the water was a sandbox full of some sort of grain. Me and my friend would toss little balls of food (I can't remember if it was meat or cheese) into the sandbox. Two rats would jump from under the grain, catch the balls of food, and roll them around in the grain to make a sort of sorullo pastry-looking thing. They would then put these pastries on a shish kabob stick. Apparently the rats were trained to do this.
They would then toss the shish kabob into the water where two brown-haired long-necked Muppet-looking creatures would come out the water and engulf the shish kabob in mid air with one bite. They would then go back into the water. My friend and I would continue doing this for a while. I don't recall who the friend was. I only recall his presence.
We apparently got bored and fed the rats some poison. I don't recall actually giving them anything but simply remember acknowledging that they were poisoned. We continued throwing food balls until they were to die.
The rats released a large amount of rat shit in the form of tiny brown pellets the size of Waffle Balls. These balls mixed with their pastries as they rolled it around in the grain. They then proceeded to throw the shish kabob into the ocean. "Oh, man!" my friend and I scream. "Those rats are poisoned which means that those shish kabobs are poisoned too!" The Muppet monsters then rose out of the water to catch the treat in the air. After a few seconds of idleness, one of the monster started going through a seizure. It then bent its neck over and started vomiting violently into the water.
Then I woke up.
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 5 Comments
5 comments:
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1. the picture is awesome. did you make it? looks like dali.
2. your dream can easily be interpreted. you have lots of good symbols. i am too tired to help you decipher them, but you are smart enough for the two of us.
3. try lucid dreaming. it will scare the piss out of you, but it's totally worth it.
como hiciste el cuadrito? te quedo de show!
Copy y paste con Paint Shop Pro
Ese copy q diste fue de algo en otra foto o algo asi..
como hiciste para q las lineas se cortaran bien..no se si me explico correctamente..
por ejemplo, que herramienta usaste para cortar la imagen deseada? el lazo freehand selection?
..MER
Cojia imagenes del internet con background blanco..
y lo aplicaba como un layer de colores...
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