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Another Forward From Dad

Un boricua decide emigrar a Orlando. Al llegar a su destino lo espera un amigo de su pueblo quien le dará alojamiento por algunos días. Al deshacer la maleta en la casa, el amigo vé que saca un paquete... more

2:07PM / Junio 4, 2007 / (0) Comments

Another Forward From Dad

>Para los Boricuas de Pura Sepa... Nosotros.... > > >No hay nadie que no conozca a un puertoriqueño o, por lo menos, conoce > >a alguien que conoce a un puertoriqueño. De todas maneras, le >preguntaron > >en una ocasión... more

1:20AM / Mayo 17, 2007 / (2) Comments

Rat in the Backyard

I open my backdoor to see a rotting, shit-colored rat a few feet from me. It lays still as a cloud of flies swarm around it. “Shit. I better get rid of that things before it starts to stink up... more

7:19PM / Mayo 5, 2007 / (0) Comments

Pancakes, Heroine Style

Click the photo to see the entire post. hilarious. Thanks Ulises.... more

2:09AM / Mayo 5, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Alex is a-warring for the heavens says: Next girl to sleep with me is gonna ge WRECKED Danny Cornaris says: jajajajajjajajajja... more

11:54PM / Mayo 1, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hmmm!"

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10:51PM / Mayo 1, 2007 / (2) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hmmmm"

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9:10PM / Mayo 1, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hmmmm"

Thanks Carolina. Doesn't mom know that by laughing, she's just endorsing such statements?... more

4:03AM / Abril 28, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Mmm"

An employee of mine found this hand-out on a street curb.... more

9:44AM / Abril 26, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Serif Sam says: how is work? Alex: Estate quieto corazonsito says: BORING Alex: Estate quieto corazonsito says: Although Alex: Estate quieto corazonsito says: this happened Serif Sam says: ? Alex: Estate quieto corazonsito says: Dumbass Customer: What kind of... more

10:08PM / Abril 25, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Hmm"

Jaja. That's just fucked up.... more

5:18PM / Abril 18, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Hmm"

She looks like she would be Crystal's kid.... more

5:13PM / Abril 18, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Haa!"

Jacked this off of myspace.... more

5:12PM / Abril 18, 2007 / (1) Comments

Leroy Jenkins

Thanks Jake.... more

12:02AM / Abril 4, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

The funniest part is that he's barefoot. Thanks, Carolina.... more

9:23PM / Abril 3, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Found this on Myspace.... more

9:21PM / Abril 3, 2007 / (0) Comments

Thing That Make You Go "Hm?"

From my mofo Jake: you gotta see this picture of a rabbit. look at the rabbit lips. shit is crazy.hahaha The stuff my friends find and refer to me. Jaja.... more

2:17PM / Marzo 29, 2007 / (1) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Haa!"

From Poutz.com. Thanks Ulises.... more

3:39PM / Marzo 28, 2007 / (0) Comments

Mega Man

Oh boy. Check out this cover for Mega Man 1. It looks as if it was drawn by a child. The cover artist should be flogged. Also, if your in the mood for mp3s of the old Mega Man level... more

8:49PM / Marzo 27, 2007 / (0) Comments

Chin Singers

Chin singers e-card. Thanks Crystal.... more

10:34PM / Marzo 25, 2007 / (1) Comments

AMLO in PR

I saw the following man in the El Popular restaurant in Santurce. He looks just like leftist Mexican Presidential candidate Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador:... more

10:58PM / Marzo 22, 2007 / (1) Comments

Response to a Denial of Employment

Dear ......, Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm. I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to... more

2:33PM / Marzo 19, 2007 / (2) Comments

The World According to America

Thanks Ulises. I remember seeing one where "FAGS" was written across Europe.... more

10:44AM / Marzo 14, 2007 / (1) Comments

Friday the 12th

Freakin' great. From Savage Chickens via Amaia's Grandma.... more

10:07PM / Marzo 4, 2007 / (0) Comments

Random Find

Sppppray. (From Apartment Therapy)... more

2:57PM / Febrero 22, 2007 / (0) Comments

Dirty Chips

"Dirty chips". Joy. Found them on sale at my nearest Meson restaurant.... more

7:41AM / Febrero 22, 2007 / (0) Comments

Last Night at the Hospital

Me: "I'm kind of scared of those things." Nurse: "What? These needles?" "Yea. I don't like watching them go in." "Oh... well... why do you sit down? This one's in your butt." "Oh... okay." "You'll only feel a pinch." "I... more

5:01PM / Febrero 13, 2007 / (0) Comments

Bag-o-Dicks

Thanks Ulises.... more

11:53PM / Febrero 10, 2007 / (0) Comments

"Why Puerto Ricans Are So Cool"

Another Dad forward: Why Puerto Ricans are so cool... We are a mix of the best of every race. Our legal drinking age is 18. We can't care less what other people think of us. We are not only bilingual... more

4:55PM / Febrero 8, 2007 / (1) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Mmm"

From Crystal's cellphone: "Should include a section on your blog for "have to stop moments". Old construction worker glove..."paz" doesnt looks natural"... more

1:41PM / Febrero 7, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Mmm"

Via ScoreBaby Annex blog... more

4:00PM / Febrero 6, 2007 / (0) Comments

Piracy Kills

From the 1980s via Rato Records Blog.... more

2:34PM / Febrero 6, 2007 / (0) Comments

Just A Baby and Some Tape

Rock. (Picture from DaddyTypes.com)... more

1:51PM / Febrero 2, 2007 / (0) Comments

Me

"Fly. Fly away little birdie. Fly into the wild." (Picture via Design Sponge)... more

1:50PM / Febrero 2, 2007 / (0) Comments

E-mail Forward From Dad

>En Puerto Rico no se espía: > Se chequea, se liga > > En Puerto Rico nadie se burla: > Se gufea, se vacila, se tripea > > En Puerto Rico nadie se enamora: > Se enfusca, , se enchula.... more

4:53PM / Enero 22, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hm?"

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8:14PM / Enero 15, 2007 / (6) Comments

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!

Tony Mann says: i love the shirt.. love how it's not on the front nor th eback.. on the side. Tony Mann says: no. they dont show other colors. only the one the chick is wearing, creme Svetlana Lomax... more

11:47AM / Enero 5, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Mmm"

From Designer's Block Blog... more

2:45PM / Enero 4, 2007 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Thanks Dad.... more

7:31AM / Enero 3, 2007 / (1) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hm?"

Dad sent me this through e-mail. The 1:10 mark had me twitching. You'd expect this gal to be performing in front of a crowd not made up of 10 year olds and a man dressed like Santa Claus.... more

11:25PM / Diciembre 22, 2006 / (1) Comments

Chris Christmas Rodriguez

Thanks Yas.... more

8:38AM / Diciembre 22, 2006 / (2) Comments

Airplane Turbulance

Thanks Will. This is fucking great.... more

8:49PM / Diciembre 19, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Jeez, Crystal. Jaja. The R&B beat.... more

6:38PM / Diciembre 18, 2006 / (1) Comments

The SkyRest Travel Pillow

1. What happens if the guy in front of you leans his seat back? 2. The second guy is sitting on a bench. Why not just sleep on it? 3. Would this count as a carry-on? 4. I'd hate... more

5:21PM / Diciembre 16, 2006 / (0) Comments

Dance

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10:56PM / Diciembre 13, 2006 / (0) Comments

Hand Transplant

Don't know why I got a kick out of the above picture and caption. Read here: BBC.... more

5:31PM / Diciembre 12, 2006 / (3) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

I don't dance... but thanks Yas. Jaja. Kinda' boosts my dance floor confidence.... more

8:00PM / Diciembre 11, 2006 / (0) Comments

Nintendo 64

Dammit, Yas.... more

10:44PM / Diciembre 4, 2006 / (3) Comments

Rap Impersonations

Amazing Rap ImpersonationsAdd to My Profile | More Videos Thanks Yas.... more

10:38PM / Diciembre 4, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Only the best from my Anaheim friend, Carolina. From her "Just the right camera angle" forward.... more

2:31AM / Diciembre 2, 2006 / (2) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Thanks Dino.... more

8:26PM / Noviembre 30, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

A fun PowerPoint presentation on Puerto Rican driving. Click here. Thanks, Diana.... more

6:25PM / Noviembre 30, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Haa!"

From Saturday night's hockey game. It was a dinosaur hat. Only $2, man.... more

10:24AM / Noviembre 28, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Fucking... great. Click the image to read the whole document in PDF format. Thanks Yasmin.... more

8:51PM / Noviembre 19, 2006 / (1) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

George bush beatboxAdd to My Profile | More Videos... more

8:31PM / Noviembre 18, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hmm"

A bird with its head dug into my work place's front bumper. It was still alive.... more

12:31PM / Noviembre 8, 2006 / (2) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

Vagina candles. They look like two hands praying.... more

10:15PM / Noviembre 5, 2006 / (2) Comments

"Who Needs a Truck" Forward

My friend Carolina sent me a couple funny motorcyle pics. Check...... more

11:00PM / Noviembre 2, 2006 / (1) Comments

"You Know You're Puerto Rican If..."

Love these. Cause they're all so true: You know you're Puerto Rican when... You put your clean pots in the oven for storage Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove Your relatives... more

10:23AM / Octubre 25, 2006 / (5) Comments

Wikipedia Hacking

Every once and a while we stumble upon something that brings back unhappy memories: Ewww. Can't believe that the Wikipedia entry for my old highschool even mentions the names of my era's principals. This is for you Mr. "Lipscum". Check:... more

9:50PM / Octubre 21, 2006 / (2) Comments

Things

Thanks Juli.... more

10:29AM / Octubre 18, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Haa!"

Lapa Huevo says: And to think that people who go to a public plaza [in Lares] to celebrate a public holiday will get their photos taken and archived in some washington buracrat's office, sucks. Lapa Huevo says: Its not... more

9:50AM / Octubre 5, 2006 / (2) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!", Dominican Matrix

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10:51PM / Septiembre 27, 2006 / (2) Comments

Things That Make You Go "Ha!"

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10:50PM / Septiembre 27, 2006 / (2) Comments

The Onion Fun

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mainstream acceptance of gays and lesbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gained through decades of struggle against prejudice and discrimination, was set back at least 50 years Saturday in the wake of the annual Los Angeles Gay... more

12:08AM / Septiembre 22, 2006 / (0) Comments

"Luis Blue Balls"

I wanted to see how it would look to have my own Blue Note album cover. Jaja.... more

11:03PM / Septiembre 11, 2006 / (2) Comments

Gay Nudges

ayo112@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge! Tommy Meao says: that's so gay... more

3:08PM / Septiembre 10, 2006 / (1) Comments

Things That Make You Go Hmm

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1:18AM / Septiembre 10, 2006 / (2) Comments

Cardboard Office

From an e-mail forward.... more

10:50AM / Septiembre 9, 2006 / (3) Comments

Myspace Mysteries

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7:29PM / Septiembre 8, 2006 / (0) Comments

Yoda Crumping

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4:01PM / Agosto 31, 2006 / (1) Comments

Things that Make You Go "Haa!"

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10:20AM / Agosto 23, 2006 / (0) Comments

Tightie Whities Drying Out In Front of Old Glory

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9:18PM / Agosto 21, 2006 / (2) Comments

It's Supposed to Say "Ruta"

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9:16PM / Agosto 21, 2006 / (0) Comments

Things That Make You Go Mmm

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6:22PM / Agosto 21, 2006 / (2) Comments

Buried Nuggets

An old webcam video from the highschool days featuring Jake Fussel, Flux, and Donna.... more

5:04PM / Agosto 20, 2006 / (0) Comments

Just A Bit Short

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3:02AM / Agosto 19, 2006 / (2) Comments

A Typical E-Mail Forward From Dad

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2:14AM / Agosto 19, 2006 / (0) Comments

Mug Lie 2

Tommy Skank says: hey. what's your phone number? Tommy Skank says: ever since i was mugged i havn't had my phone. ::liz::.. says: aww. 787-xxx-xxxx Tommy Skank says: sucked ass Tommy Skank says: u ever been mugged/robbed?... more

1:38AM / Agosto 17, 2006 / (2) Comments

Mug Lie 1

Tommy Skank [Me] says: i was mugged yesterday. Tommy Skank says: en bayamon Zatyr One says: en serio? bamboo mugged? Tommy Skank says: it was after... more

1:36AM / Agosto 17, 2006 / (0) Comments

Photoshop Fun With Lopez Obrador

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1:18AM / Agosto 16, 2006 / (0) Comments

Puerto Rican Barbie

The Puerto Rican Barbie's box read "Puerto Rico was granted permission to write our own constitution in 1955, and since then we have governed ourselves."...