Archives for "Humor":
"The Bird" by Twice the Effort on March 6, 2010 in Humor , Music
A couple of years ago I was working on my "Break Up Breaks" project and had asked my pals Jason and Joey ("Twice the Effort") to put together a couple songs for me. I sent them the beats, they got some studio time, and recorded their tracks. Apparently they had some extra studio time as apparent by the "on the...
AT&T Customer Service Rap on February 17, 2010 in Humor
You all know that I get a kick from fooling around with those online chat customer service reps. I had some business to take care of recently with AT&T and decided that everything that I say to them was going to be in rap format. Here's the transcript:Welcome to AT&T. My name is Perry. How may I help you today?Perry:...
With with Service Reps on February 4, 2010 in Humor
I totally dig those "click here to chat with a customer service representative now!" features on company websites. Not only does it allow me to take care of business without having to pick up a phone, but it so conveniently allows one to continue surfing the web.Every once and a while I like to spunk things up and entertain myself...
on January 21, 2010 in Humor , Personal
One of my nicest Christmas gifts were a card and a few drawings from my daughter Amaia. I have uploaded them for yoru plreasure:I like the punctuation before the "Happy New Year". She's going to have no problem learning to write in Spanish.I love the complex snow flakes. I wonder if those purple waves in the sky are supposed to...
Photo of the Day on September 25, 2009 in Humor , Photo of the Day
I went to a birthday dinner at a local Mexican restaurant and was tickled at the "birthday song" performed by the employees. While Japanese restaurants have a big gong that they bring out, Mexicans beat a cardboard box with a mop stick and scream to you the lyrics of Feliz Cumpleaños....
People of Walmart on September 23, 2009 in Humor
I stumbled upon this great site, "People of Walmart," which compiles photos of the types of people you could spot at your local Walmart. Great site. Tons of fun. Enjoy....
Hotel Theory on August 27, 2009 in Humor
So I'm kicking it in a hotel and a few questions arise: If I bust open a pack of toilet paper and use a few sheets, the next morning there is a brand new roll of wrapped toilet paper. What do they do with all of the fairly new toilet paper that misses only a few sheets?What do they do...
Free Boxes, No More on August 19, 2009 in Humor
I hate shopping for things like boxes and wrapping. It just seems like a big waste, especially when folks throw away tons of that kind of stuff on the daily. Thus, whenever I have to send packages I try to be creative. My buddy Dave once called me "cheap" for sending him a package in the same box that he...
Southern Football on August 13, 2009 in Humor
Locals here in Opelika, Alabama are pretty serious about college football. About as serious with their favorite teams as Puerto Ricans are serious about their politics. Folks dress in neon orange and blue and every other store has the word "Tiger" as a prefix. My arrival to these parts did not coincide with any significant football events, thus I had...
Derek Gooding on August 7, 2009 in Humor
It's taken my friend Derek quite a long time to get a Facebook. O sea, it's taken me a long time to find it. I was shocked to see just how upset he looked (he's always quite a serious guy). I also thought he had strong resemblence to Cuba Gooding Jr.'s younger brother, Omar Gooding:...
Miles Turns 1 on July 29, 2009 in Humor , Photos
A few weeks ago we went to the birthday party of our friends Amber and Richard's one year old son, Miles. When we arrived he was sitting on his high chair in the middle of the garage, covered from head to toe in cake frosting. As a birthday perk they gave him the freedom to dirty himself as much as...
G-Unity on July 29, 2009 in Humor , Latin America
I was rummaging through the Internet looking for news on the Honduras situation (which hasn't changed much since last wrote about it almost a month ago) when I found the above picture of ousted President Zelaya briefly crossing the Nicaraguan border into Honduras. What caught my eye was homeboy in the bottom right with the "Property of G-Unit" t-shirt....
Photo of the Day on July 24, 2009 in Humor , Photos
I found this laying on Jake's living room floor. It's a small stuffed monkey finger puppet. Quite disturbing....
Izza Kizza, VSU? on July 24, 2009 in Humor
The student featured on the homepage of the Valdosta State University website looks like rapper Izza Kizza. I just couldn't resist:...
Hair Cut Blues on July 23, 2009 in Humor
I walked into a random barber shop and took a seat. A Black barber and his black client looked at me odd. "I'm just here to get my haircut. I'll wait here." "Alright," responded the barber. A few minutes passed. I failed to notice the stack of Ebony, Jet, and Black Enterprise magazines on the coffee table. The client finally...
Photo of the Day on July 23, 2009 in Humor , Photo of the Day
Twas a laundry night. Here is Crystal about to get whooped in UNO....
Do I Match? on July 13, 2009 in Humor , Personal
"Do I match?" I ask Crystal as I head out the door. "I was meaning to wear a plain white guayabera, but it was damaged by the iron. Is this blue stripe alright?" "Yes, your fine," she grunted. Part of me feels like she said so just to rush me out the door.Despite her assurance, I still feel like everybody...
The Fajita Eater on July 7, 2009 in Humor , Photos
Whenever I order fajitas I generally eat a couple only to leave half the plate. That probably explains why they bring you only three or so tortillas. I don't know what was up with me but last night I freakin' killed six of those bad boys in a row. Crystal took the following photo progression of me devouring them, one...
Rice Crispy Treats on July 7, 2009 in Humor
We are living the life of high class ballers: we made Rice Crispy Treats last night using real Rice Crispies (R)....
Letter Openers on July 7, 2009 in Humor , Personal
I try to open these things in an orderly fashion, I tell you. My father would always scold me for not using a letter opener, but it just doesn't work. The excitement overcomes me half way through....
Dare Me Not on July 6, 2009 in Humor , Photos
After an evening of swimming in my father's pool, Crystal dares me to try to put on her booty shorts. Good thing that my t-shirt was long enough, as the shorts wouldn't even zip. I would have to say that I look like a stereotypical redneck in this photo....
"You Give Me Fever..." on July 6, 2009 in Humor , Music
I was rummaging through some temporary files a few days ago and found this short recording titles "fever1.mp3". I had just constructed my recording booth in Puerto Rico and was giving it a try. You can hear me strumming the melody of "fever" while pathetically trying to remember the lyrics. Enjoy:fever1.mp3...
The King of Revoltillos on July 5, 2009 in Humor
I'm a bad ass at making revoltillos. Or at least I have been with the last two that I made. Since my buddy Juancho taught me that you were to add the vegetables, eggs, and cheese in that order, I have begun taking pride in their perfect texture and thickness. In fact, I felt so confident that I put on...
So, So Wrong on July 3, 2009 in Humor
Dave was explaining to me how to tell which watermelons are the sweetest. I found it so hard not to laugh and take a photograph.When he found out what I was laughing about, he ditched out the picture....
My (First) Will & Testament on July 2, 2009 in Humor , Personal
I have decided to write a Last Will & Testament. No, no - I'm not considering suicide. It's just that will all these my grandfather's age, my mother's letters, and all these surprise celebrity heart attacks, I thought it was necessary to throw together an improvised will at least until I have enough possessions to write a real one. I've...
Wednesday Night Turn-On on July 1, 2009 in Humor , Photos
"Crystal... you turn me on"...
"Frank Lucas is in Love with a Nag" on June 30, 2009 in Humor
I'm not sure why, but I get all fussy whenever I see a movie with a "super star" female character that's just either portrayed badly or the actress cast to play the role is a stank skank. They just ruin the movie, filling me with a nasty taste in my mouth. Glamorized sassy gals and characters who lack personality are...
"Pig Mode" on June 29, 2009 in Humor , Photos
Whenever I eat beyond a healthy level, I'm the type to walk around with my shirt unbuttoned, moaning about how much it hurts. I'll unbutton my pants, drag my legs, and walk like I have a leg broken. I don't know: maybe I'm just looking for alguien que me ñoña. A few weeks ago after an excellent eating session at...
Twilight Sucks on June 27, 2009 in Humor
I don't like Twilight.I thought the movie was "OK" until I overheard Crystal refer to superstar Edward as "hot". Onl then was it revealed to me that this movie is rotting the minds of women everywhere. A quick Google search will reveal Yahoo Answers postings such as "how can I dress like Bella Swan?" and things of the like. I...
She Tricked Me on June 27, 2009 in Humor
About a week ago:Crystal: "Dina's brother is getting married" (Dina is Hispanic)"Alright""And we're going.""We are?""Yea... don't you remember?""Not really, but whatever. Do I have to rent a suit?""No. You can wear your black one""Sure. Is it going to be crunk?""They're Hispanic""Oh. Okay."::later on while getting dressed::Crystal: "His fiance is so beautiful. She's English""English? As in from England?""Yea. Her accent is...
Weird Album Covers on June 27, 2009 in Humor , Music
I do a lot of crate digging. Sometimes you'll come across stuff that's just a little too weird:...
My Birthday and the Transformers on June 27, 2009 in Humor
So my birthday was quite pleasant. Surprise dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings with a dozen or so friends. I will detail the three primary reasons why I enjoyed it:I've never had a surprise anything. Even though I had found out about a "surprise dinner" that Crystal was putting together, she had done a good job at convincing me that it...
Black and White People Furniture on June 24, 2009 in Humor
Thanks Dave for this bad-ass video. Seems like a real deal, as you can find some "behind the scenes" clips as well....
Flabby Boobies, Crowdsourced on June 24, 2009 in Humor
Forums, message boards, Usenet groups, and wikis provide a wealth of information for natural troubleshooter such as myself. Whether I am searching for drivers, software patches, missing files, or images, I am quick to rape crowdsourced information for what it's worth. Despite this, I must admit that I am terrible at "giving back" to the system; after scowering message boards...
Amusing Find on June 19, 2009 in Humor
I just thought this was amusing....
Krang Gallardo on May 31, 2009 in Humor
Odd picture, if I must say. Sort of looks like I have a tiny head. Kind of reminds me of Krang's robot body:...
Ron Cañita on May 31, 2009 in Humor
I was rummaging through some old photo directories when I came across this. This little video clip from Christmas '07 shows my pals Juancho, Derek, and Jesus taking a shot of Puerto Rican moonshine ron cañita. It was the first time that Derek and Jesus were trying it....
Rubber Band Ball on May 29, 2009 in Humor
I'm working on it:...
Forks and Spoons ^ 100 on May 24, 2009 in Humor
We are stating at my friend Brian's house for the weekend (more about that layer). I wake up this morning and open the dish washer to find this. I don't ever think I've seen so many utencils washed at the same time....
The Blonde Jews on May 23, 2009 in Humor
So I'm sitting in the Doctor's office when I notice a "Bible Story" book that somebody left behind. The following picture represents the type of illustrations that fill the book: I find it amusing how the characters are depicted as little white, blue eyed blonde children as opposed to brown- and black-skinned biblical Mesopotamians. Hell; least you can do is...
"Crystal", the Princess on May 20, 2009 in Humor
A drawing that my daughter had left in-between the seats:...
Literal Translations of Puerto Rican Slang on April 12, 2009 in Humor , Puerto Rico
From a Dad forward:1. Forget about the fishes of color / Olvídate de los peces de color2. I don't care a whistle / Me importa un pito.3. I shit on the tomato's mother / Me cago en la madre de los tomates4. I care three cucumbers / Me importa tres pepinos.5. At the miles of "Chaflan" / A las millas...
Photo of the Day on April 12, 2009 in Humor , Photo of the Day
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Photo of the Day on April 4, 2009 in Humor , Photo of the Day
I slipped a $2 price tag on Crystal's butt while in the line at a Columbus pizzaria....
Earth Hour on March 23, 2009 in Humor , Puerto Rico
"Earth hour". It's that environmentally-conscious effort at turning all of your lights and appliances off for one hour each year.I always thought that such a move was silly. Not because I have anything against green initiatives, but because the Puerto Rican electricity grid is so unreliable that our electricity goes out for a few hours each month as it is!...
Fun at San Sebastian on March 9, 2009 in Humor , Videos
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Tornado and Snow on March 1, 2009 in Humor
We were awaken yesterday to the sounds of Cold War-era emergency sirens (I did not even know those things still existed). Crystal remained in her hibernation as I turned on the television to see what was up. "A tornado has hit the area," stated the emergency news reels. "Please take safety immediately and stay away from windows". I then proceeded...
Drawings by Amaia on February 22, 2009 in Humor
I found the following doodles among my daughter's scattered toys.What appears to be a sky scraper. This could possibly be the hotel that we were staying in. Notice the flag.This must be a drawing of Crystal. I love the heart on the bottom and the "For Dad" text.A drawing of me. "What are those dots on my face?" I ask...
Bored Guy at San Sebastian Fest on February 22, 2009 in Humor , Puerto Rico
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Counselor Crystal on January 28, 2009 in Humor
As a child I always had a thing for Counselor Troi from Star Trek's "The Next Generation" series. Troi (Marina Sirtis) goes up there with Susan Sarandon and Marcia Gay Harden as some of the film industry's hottest grandmothers.My recent introduction to DVR has brought back my interest in a number of television programs that I grew up to; from...
Bush Quotes on January 8, 2009 in Humor
BBC posted a number of funny Bush quotes.Enjoy....
Georgia Fun on December 30, 2008 in Humor , Photos
My buddy David foolin' around....
"Back in Puerto Rico..." on December 6, 2008 in Humor
I must have everybody sick and tired of my commenting about how things were "back in Puerto Rico". So and so left work for a doctor's appointment? "Back in Puerto Rico when you had a doctor's appointment you'd be gone all day." Co-workers talking about vacation days? "Back in Puerto Rico you'd accumulate an entire vacation day for each pay...
Homegrown Driving on November 8, 2008 in Humor , Puerto Rico
I have grown used to the Puerto Rican style of driving. This includes treating stop signs as yields, treating yellow lights as green lights, interpreting the first few seconds of a red light as a yellow light, U-turning over medians, driving in reverse on a shoulder to back up into a missed exit, and parking on the side walk. Though...
E-Bay Comment Fun on November 3, 2008 in Humor
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Into My 6 Year Old Mind on November 3, 2008 in Humor
Found a couple drawings of custom and popular monsters from an old sketchpad of mine. I must have been about 6 years old. I recall drawing these on a rainy day after my mother had picked me up from an arts and craft workshop. Not only was I forced to go by my mother, but I remember dreading the class...
Hand Dryers Suck on November 3, 2008 in Humor
I hate those electric hand dryers in public restrooms. Back when I used to work in a movie theater I actually preferred them (since it would allow me to stand idle for about two minutes without having to get back to work) but as a consumer they are annoying indeed. The worst sensation if the feeling of being a pendejo...
"10,464,842,481,981,617,342 Snakes Stopped!" on October 28, 2008 in Humor
"10,464,842,481,981,617,342 snak[e]s... Stop[p]ed!" says the eagle. Aparently a smaller eagle had been killed by a variety of cobra and rattle snake. His death was avenged by the bigger eagle who took out a whopping 10 billion billion snakes! He even took the time to decapitate them and stack them up.I believe that I was about 6 years old when I...
Gangsta' Style on October 27, 2008 in Humor
So I'm drivin' and jivin' when I see a man ride past me driving a motorcycle in boxers and flip flops. I had to pull off to the side to snap this shot....
Funny Finds on October 27, 2008 in Humor
From the parking lot of the movie theatre:...
Question Fun on October 23, 2008 in Humor
I dig these things:1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:30 2. Diamonds or pearls??? Neither3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Ghost Town4. What is your favorite TV show? X-files5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Two slices of bread.6. What is your middle name? Orlando7. What food do you dislike? Fish.8....
Onion on the Economy on October 22, 2008 in Economics , Humor
Two funny Onion posts regarding the recent credit meltdown:Economic Crisis Traced to Bounced CheckDollar Bill On Floor Sends Wall Streets Into Frenzy...
E-bay Fun on October 20, 2008 in Humor
It was always a boring task for me to leave feedback on people's ebay profiles. Thus I've decided to start having fun with it....
Fat Lady at Plaza on October 19, 2008 in Humor
"You still got those pictures of that fat lady we tracked down in Plaza?" asks Brian.Yessir:...
A Comic Book by Yours Truly on October 15, 2008 in Humor
I found a comic book that I made for my personal amusement when I was about 12. The comic was a brutal rip off of the X-Men and featured mutants (here called "savans") with super powers (called "shen") and features a Professor X-like character called "Alex Savan" who actually created the Savan Gene (spelled"geene" in the comic). The story is...
Pedro Rossello on October 14, 2008 in Humor , Puerto Rico
Saw this guy while inspecting my car this morning. He looked just like Pedro Rossello....
Where's the Butter Pecan? on October 10, 2008 in Humor
I found it amusing how they used put a photo of a white woman on the gift card that depicted vanilla ice cream while they used a photo of a black woman for the chocolate card....
KRS & Killah Priest on October 8, 2008 in Humor
afro-centric says:I would like to see Krs-one and Killah Priest collabeLuis Formica says:yo yhey didafro-centric says:word, whats the track?Luis Formica says:can't remember the titleLuis Formica says:it was on a mix tape.Luis Formica says:hold on lemmi find the link...Luis Formica says:yea here it is.. i found it..Luis Formica says:Off of DJ who's mix tape... called "never happened."Luis Formica says:here you go:Luis...
More Childhood Sketch Scans on October 6, 2008 in Humor
A monster that I conjured up.A wrist TV that I "invented"....
From my Childhood Sketchbook on October 6, 2008 in Humor
My dream roller coasterMy attempt at designing a more efficient keyboard.Apparently an advertisement I made for my favorite character from the Toxic Avenger action figure lineup.Blue prints that I had begun drawing up for God knows what....
21 Years Ago on October 6, 2008 in Humor , Photo of the Day
My pre-school class photo. That's me on the top right with the blue and white shirt.Some observations:First cat on the top left (black stars on a white vest) used to eat pennies. I once pushed him off a one-story bridge during a field trip because he annoyed me so much.Black girl standing to my left was my very first girlfriend....
Stuff White People Like on October 5, 2008 in Humor
Found this great site, "Stuff White People Like". I swear its posts sound like something Dave and I would come up with on a road trip to Fajardo to eat ribs.Here's some of my favorites:#70 Difficult Breakups#76 Bottles of Water#88 Having Gay Friends#89 Saint Patrick's Day#96 New Balance Shoes#104 Girls with Bangs#105 Unpaid Internships...
Blogging Since 1989 on October 4, 2008 in Humor
Rummaging through old belongings I found a journal that my mother forced me to fill out on an almost daily basis when I was 6 years old. Here are some of the entries. I would write in big letters just to hurry up and fill the page. At times I would dictate and she would write.April Fools Day, April 1,...
Fuck Santa on September 28, 2008 in Humor
Santa. Fuck Santa.My parents never lied to be about all of that Santa stuff. "Santa is a lie," my mother would tell me as a kid. While all of my teachers, neighbors, class mates, news channels, and local leaders would talk about how "Santa was coming", Mom kept telling me that Santa was a big fib. "Your father and I...
Funny Day on September 28, 2008 in Humor
Funny things I saw today:1) A dude (actually my grandfather's nephew in law) with a gray cat on a leash. I think it was the first time I ever saw a cat on the leash. That thing was zipping left and right as the owner walked casually with a beer in the other hand.2) The following sign:3) A lone ice...
Must Smell Nice on September 24, 2008 in Humor
Ok. Check out these photos of an apartment apparently abandoned by a tenant. It was found in these conditions upon a visit from the landlord.Some observations:She supersized everything.Roaches must be crawling all over the place.It doesn't even look like she'd plow through it. It looks like she tippy-toed around everything just to keep all that junk intact.She must have carefully...
¡Doup! on September 18, 2008 in Humor
Okay, so I'm taking this one Spanish class, right? It's online and features a series of multiple choice questions, blank spaces, and audio activities. I stumbled upon this recording in one of the quizzes and couldn't stop laughing. Sounded like a drunk Homer from those Mexican-dubbed Simpsons episodes....
Cowboy Troy on September 16, 2008 in Humor , Videos
What the hell is this?...
Great Stuff on September 14, 2008 in Humor , Videos
Coolest shit I've ever seen. Guy just drives up out of nowhere and takes care of business around the 0:30 mark....
Jason and the Yardbirds on September 10, 2008 in Humor , Videos
I had a dream that my friend Jason and I were fooling around at home recording audio and video takes of us doing extremely comical Yardbird covers. Later that day some friends would come over to watch them. Apparently they were not as amused as I was.Here's one of the songs we sang along to:...
Cardboard Boxes and Teddy Bears on September 7, 2008 in Humor
Weird dream today:Amaia apparently ownd a traditional-looking teddy bear that she had misplaced somewhere around my father's house. (It wasn't entirely lost; I'm sure that after a few minutes of searching we could have found it). She comes to me with a detailed police report that seemed pretty serious. "What's this?" I thought as I flipped through it, only to...
Everything's OK on September 2, 2008 in Humor
I would classify this as Culture Jamming....
Bee-Boys on August 26, 2008 in Humor , Videos
I know my people will appreciate this:Thanks Carolina:...
Finding Faces on August 19, 2008 in Humor
This "faces" gallery from flickr is quite charming.Enjoy....
More "Messed Up Pictures" on July 20, 2008 in Humor
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"Messed Up Pictures" on July 19, 2008 in Humor
Stumbled on a funny series of "messed up pictures" in blog world....
Venezuela Fun on July 7, 2008 in Humor
Some funny Venezuela forward fun from my nigrette Patchy Lee....
Siege Mentality on July 4, 2008 in Humor
I dig zombie flicks. I mean, I really really dig them. Other apocalyptic movies are also well received.I don't know. There's just something about a few struggling survivors camping out in a basement or shopping mall that attracts me. With nothing but scarce supplies, innovation, an outside threat, and fear, characters become more of the threat than the zombies themselves....
My Daughter and People with "Darker Skin" on June 27, 2008 in Humor
My buddy Dave is a very dark-skinned African American.My daughter doesn't necessarily live in a part of Florida where they are too many folks like Dave so I'm supposing she hasn't had the chance to see too many folks "like" Dave. Despite such, she visits Columbus, Georgia and her native Puerto Rico enough to be comfortable around people no matter...
Word(Up) Press on June 23, 2008 in Humor
For the web-savvy guy who grew up during the 1990s listening to gangster music, this is a sure laugh.(From the OnePlusInfinity blog)...
Rain Strain on June 23, 2008 in Humor
It's raining. Sounds nice. But so does this tune I'm jamming on my iPod.Boy, do I wish I could raise the rain's volume....
Things that Make You Go "Hm?" on June 22, 2008 in Humor
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Zodiac Shmodiac on June 18, 2008 in Humor
I don't even know why I'm spending the time writing this. The subject is often tucked away into that corner of my brain where unfavorable subjects are locked away. Though I'm sure that most readers of this site probably think as I do when it comes to the legitimacy of zodiac signs, memories of an intense conversation I had about...
Airplane Boredom on June 8, 2008 in Humor
Mom always said that only boring people get bored. I would have to say that I am beginning to believe her. As you grow older and one begins to take up new responsibilities, one of the things you learn to value most is idle time. Plus, nothing is more tranquilizing than sitting in silence and capturing a free moment to...
Frucko y sus Tesos on June 7, 2008 in Humor
I've already showed this to medio mundo, but I just had to post it for the general public....
Balloon on June 2, 2008 in Humor
Thanks Alex....
Amaia Drawings on May 30, 2008 in Humor
I dig the sun with the happy face. The dude with the polka-dot pants is also pretty humorous. The building in the back with the flag is a nice touch.This is actually a collaboration between my daughter and I. She did the head and I did the body. "But what about the gloves!?" she screamed when I finished. So I...
Jorge Ben Giving Daps on May 29, 2008 in Humor
Jorge Ben is one of my favorite Brazilian singers but this album cover is just straight out lame. I think it's quite humorous how he's gettin' love from some white lady while giving daps to one of his homeboys. Hardcore, buddy....
"Fag Lawn" on May 27, 2008 in Humor
Thanks Sarai. Jaja. I can't stop laughing....
Carajo Puñeta on May 26, 2008 in Humor
Found this in the bowels of the Internet social network. I think the blond boxers, race car, "carajo", and "puñeta" are pretty amusing....
More Funny Kid Drawings on May 23, 2008 in Humor
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Drugs "Are" Bad on May 23, 2008 in Humor
From The Blog Wee Made site. Full of all kinds of fun kid's drawings....
LatAm Fun w/ Flickr on May 19, 2008 in Humor , Photos
Pachy Lee from Venezuela always sends me these crazy photos of bootleg Venezuelan shots. She just hooked me up with the following flickr collection of literally thousands of them. Here are some of my favorites:...
ADH vs Codezero on May 16, 2008 in Humor
This Indian DJ looks a lot like local drum and bass DJ and good friend Melvin (DJ Codezero):...
Gallardo on Google on May 16, 2008 in Humor
I'm always amazed at the search queries that can lead to my site. After rummaging through my visitor stats I've picked out some of the most amusing:enci hammerpictures of ribswww.farmsexadams applefunny lp coversnasty shitlyrics reggaeton mami tu tienes esa cosa que te pone muy loca al bailarmother giving birthwhat happens in puerto rico onthe day of the deadpuertorican democracy myspace...
Japanese Fun on May 16, 2008 in Humor , Videos
This gave me some serious laughs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GruLMqy_wn0Thanks Sonaris....
Craziest Dream I've Ever Had on May 14, 2008 in Humor
Part 1:I was a schoolboy dressed in a maroon-colored school uniform. The uniform looks much like those worn by British students. I was about twelve years old, my hair was much longer than it is now, and I was accompanied by dozens of similar looking boys. Our school was in a large square-shaped building made up of about four floors....
Bucked-toothed Bridgitte on May 12, 2008 in Humor
Vinyl surfing when I found this. Nasty bucked-toothed woman....
Father-Daughter Moments on May 11, 2008 in Humor
"Hey Amaia... do you know what a beat box is?" I ask shortly after picking her up. "Umm.. no."::I start to beat box:: "Yea! I remember!", as she recalled previous instances where I've beat boxed around her."Do you know how to rap?" I ask Amaia, curious to know if she's been exposed to such at her young age."Yea. I know...
You Gotta Check This on May 10, 2008 in Humor , Videos
McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare FistsHere's another one....
Forward Fun on May 10, 2008 in Humor
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"I'll Be Back" on May 9, 2008 in Humor , Personal
I often drive past the paid parking lots as if they didn't even exist. "Dammit, there's no parking" I'll think to myself as I inch past dozens of private lots and multi-pisos. "Ha! A space!" I jump, as I squeeze my car into a long line of vehicles parked on a yellow line. "There's like a hundred cars before and...
Department of Ideas on May 8, 2008 in Humor
So I call the Environmental Quality Board to get a fax number. "Thank you for calling the Environmental Quality Board. Please listen closely for a list of our Departments. For the Department of Finances please press 1. For Community Affairs, 2. For the Office of the Director, 3. For Ideas, 4.Ideas? The Department of Ideas? I imagine an air conditioned...
Really Bootleg on May 6, 2008 in Humor
More funny Venezuela pics from Pachy....
Fury at the Tire Shop on May 5, 2008 in Humor
So I needed to buy two new tires, right? Simple, one would think.I head out after a long, tiring day of work to my nearest tire shop. No deal; the store didn't have any in stock. I drove a few blocks down the street to another tire shop. Only two people in line. Great.So I stand in line. The cashier...
From the Cybersphere on May 5, 2008 in Humor
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Luis vs Dogs on May 5, 2008 in Humor
Damn dogs.About four of them - from the sounds of it - have found their way onto this little plot of land. Yesterday one tried to attack my grandmother. If it wasn't for her water hose it would have bit her. This morning about half an hour before I was scheduled to wake up a couple of them attacked a...
Bootleg on May 5, 2008 in Humor
From Pachy Lee of Venezuela:DirecTV...
More Forward Fun on May 4, 2008 in Humor
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One of those Silly Quizes on May 4, 2008 in Humor
Last time you consumed alcohol?I've never consumed alcohol in my life.What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?I was sleeping.What were you doing 30 minutes ago?I was dropping my friend Pablo off after a night at the movies.How do you feel about the person who texted you last?King of annoyed, but I was over it until you reminded me.How does...
More Forward Fun on May 3, 2008 in Humor
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Thank God It's... on May 2, 2008 in Humor
I'm horrible with weekends. Come Friday and I don't even register that it's Friday until 4:00pm when I tell my employees, "see you guys tomorrow". Sometimes it'll hit me a little earlier, when I wonder to myself why it is that so many employees are absent that day....
Forward Fun on May 2, 2008 in Humor
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We Don't Need No Education on April 24, 2008 in Humor , Videos
My daughter steps into my music recording room. "Daddy is this my guitar?" she asks, as she picks up a miniature guitar. "Sure." "Watch me play it," she says as she picks it up and starts strumming it as if she's a rock star. "I don't want to go to schooool!" she starts screaming. "I don't want to go to...
Strappin' on my Trampa Pampa' on April 24, 2008 in Humor
So I'm in the line at the car rental place. Behind me is a Jewish man with a Jheri curl-like and a thin black man with doll-like hair braids. A man in a business suit steps up to the express line which was just to my left. An gray haired woman in her late 60s stepped up right behind him....
Plane Strain on April 22, 2008 in Humor
So I'm having difficulties in printing my boarding pass for tonight's flight to Tampa. I find out that it's because I've yet to be assigned a seat. Thus, I proceed to assign myself a seat when I am confronted with the following screen:Hmm. Great choices....
A Bag of Rice on April 20, 2008 in Humor
Adorable photo from El Nuevo Dia's website. I just had to post it....
Just Kickin' it like a Jibaro on April 19, 2008 in Humor , Puerto Rico
George Dawson Flinter, former Venezuelan elitist who left the country after it gained its independence had relocated to Puerto Rico where he later wrote a book titled "An Account of the Present State of the Island of Porto Rico." His description of the rural peasants was quite entertaining:Riding out one afternoon... I was overtaken by one of those sudden showers...
Something Awful on April 19, 2008 in Humor
Whenever I'm in the mood for a good laugh I check out somethingawful.com's Photoshop Phridays. One recent theme was "backwards magazines". The following image really didn't tickle me until I saw the "This Much" on the top left corner. Jaja. Oh, man....
Cupid on April 17, 2008 in Humor
I wish they sold suits like that. I'd wear one around the street just to get a kick out of it....
Tridi on April 17, 2008 in Humor
@bby m@rkers!! says:se ve hasta tridi!!!Charlie Linotype says:3d?Charlie Linotype says:jajajaja...
Ayo Technology on April 17, 2008 in Humor
A few years ago I walked into a statistics course with about 10 minutes before the class was to end. I was hoping to at least sign the assistance sheet and maybe pick up a copy of that day's handout. As I walked into a classroom full of students busily jotting down numbers into their notebooks the professor tells me,...
Potty in the Beach on April 17, 2008 in Humor
One day I took my baby daughter to the beach. Once there, she tells me that she has to pee. "Daddy I have to go potty." With no bathroom anywhere in sight I look around to see if anybody is looking. I had no cleaning supplies or pampers with me at the moment, having left them in the car."Can you...
Wordize It! on April 10, 2008 in Humor
- A l e x - No time for love Dr. Jones says:Pitty is conducent (is that a word?) to exculpationCarlos Virao says:jajaCarlos Virao says:you can wordize any concept you want...
More Crazy Dreams on April 5, 2008 in Humor
I had a dream that Austrian economist Ludwig Von Mises and former Governor Luis A. Ferre visited me at my old house in Georgia. I was kicking it with Ludwig when out of nowhere Ferre joined in. While they were bonding I left the room to go find my Ludwig Von Mises t-shirt and a camera. Then I woke up....
More Crazy Dreams on April 4, 2008 in Humor
I had a dream that the Governor of Puerto Rico resigned from his post and that our national government was in crisis. I dreamed that the state was falling apart and that communities were organizing themselves much like the worker soviets in the Russian Revolution of 1905.I fell asleep reading about the division of the Menshevik and Bolshevik factions of...
Yet Another Funny Dream on March 30, 2008 in Humor
I had a dream that I was driving through a highway toll. As the woman gave me my change she said, "here's your change, pelu." (Pelu being a word for hairy people, or someone who needs a haircut.) I haven't cut my hair in quite a while so I'm supposing it was a subliminal message, or something....
Things That Make You Go "Mm?" on March 26, 2008 in Humor
This morning I was dreaming that I was brooming my kitchen floor. Upon waking up, I hit the alarm clock's snooze button so that I could go back to sleep and finish the floor.The things people do, eh?...
Bored at Work on March 19, 2008 in Humor
"Why God WHY!?!?! WHY ME!?!?!" Jaja....
I'm Lovin' It! on March 13, 2008 in Humor
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$7 Should Include Insurance on February 18, 2008 in Humor
I had bought one of those $7 light bulbs only to have that shit fall on the floor upon opening the box.Boo....
Border Google on February 13, 2008 in Humor
If there's one thing I do a lot, it's eat. If there's another thing I do a lot, it's read. And if there's yet another thing I do a lot, it's write. Thus, my curiosity was immediately ruffled when I read the following in an old issue of Wired:In February, University of Minnesota historian Taner Akçam was detained for hours...
Things That Make You Go "Hm?" on February 11, 2008 in Humor
Thanks Awilda. Jaja....
Loopholes, Galore on February 6, 2008 in Humor
We have a large, broken file cabinet that has been laying in the corner of one of our offices for the last few months. Even though we have already replaced it with a much nicer and newer file cabinet, the old one remains on our premises, for the bureaucratic procedures of the Municipal Property Registry Office prevents us from just...
Cosmopolitan, Yuck! on February 4, 2008 in Humor
This morning is one of those mornings where I'll scan through accumulated RSS feed archives for blogs dedicated to home improvement (a heterosexual way of saying "interior design"). All of those who know me know that I have a thing for pillows and homemade tables. While rummaging around I found the following photos via Metropolis Furniture:Disgusting I must say. Not...
Rambo Style on February 3, 2008 in Humor
After watching Rambo with Dave, I told him as I walked out of the bathroom... "every time I dry my hands at one of them hand blowers I feel like a total bad ass. I can see everything going on in the room. It's like 'bring it on, mother fuckers. Try to creep up on me from the back.'...
Zzz on January 31, 2008 in Humor
I've been in a marathon meeting since 8:00 in an over-air conditioned meeting room. Thank God for wireless Internet and laptops. I swear, I've pondered the meaning of life like twice today....
Video From Thanksgiving With Amaia on January 23, 2008 in Humor
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Time Machine on January 22, 2008 in Humor
Wonderful. Found this on Gyeeker Blog....
Weird Album Cover on January 8, 2008 in Humor
Found this among my morning findings. What's up with the tie around his neck?...
Album Cover Fun on January 8, 2008 in Humor
Follow the link for dozens of photos of this sort. I know you guys can appreciate this....
Run! on January 4, 2008 in Humor
Thanks, Carolina....
Porta Potty Party on December 24, 2007 in Humor
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Wal-Mart Luis on December 19, 2007 in Humor
Everytime I walk into a Borders, K-Mart, or any other super mega turbo ultra store I'm stopped by customers and asked, "do you work here?" Sometimes they just pull me aside and ask where the towels or printer ink is. When I can, I'll help 'em out, but most of the time I respond with a casual "nope." They respond...
"Hey Dear. Are the Porkchops Ready?" on December 2, 2007 in Humor
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Thanksgiving Evening on November 27, 2007 in Humor
I spent the previous few days in Florida with my daughter for the Thanksgiving holidays. I'm not too much of the holiday kinda' guy, but I take advantage of any days off that I might be granted from my busy work week (which often spills out into evenings and weekends).Thanksgiving dinner was especially delightful. I spent the evening in the...
Love Screw on November 27, 2007 in Humor
Thanks, Rebecca...
Deez Nutz on November 19, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Beatriz Raquel....
You're Adopted on November 19, 2007 in Humor
Found this a while ago off Facebook....
Haya! on November 10, 2007 in Humor
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Some Good 'Ol Andean Pop on November 6, 2007 in Humor , Music
Thanks Awilda,...
Platano Power on November 2, 2007 in Humor , Puerto Rico
Spotted this on my boy Xavi's myspace. Great....
Black for Crack on November 2, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Egui. http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html You guys gotta read that. Parental discretion is advised....
Benny Lava. on November 2, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Ulises... a lot......
Breakdancing Fingers on November 1, 2007 in Humor
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Camel Toe Melvyn on October 31, 2007 in Humor
This cat has a camel toe....
Southern Gospel Pt. 2 on October 30, 2007 in Humor
First of all, if you haven't, please check out the last post. My buddy Jacob just sent me this screen shot of his e-mail to the Southern Gospel website:I was looking up southern gospel, and was very disappointed when I came across your page with not one black person featured. I have already written two letters to the NAACP in...
Black Gospel on October 29, 2007 in Humor
So I'm looking for Black gospel music, right? I ask my friend Vanessa - since she's active in her church scene, right? And what happens... observe...Vanessa says:please tell me why when i go to: www.thesoutherngospel.com do i see an entire page full of white folks... somethn wrong w thatDuncan Flownuts says:SOMETHING IS VERY VERY VERY WRONG WITH THATVanessa says:LOLDuncan Flownuts...
Crash. Funny. on October 26, 2007 in Humor
Thanks B.R....
14 Libras de Mierda on October 24, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Awilda......
Sting, WCW, & Robocop on October 23, 2007 in Humor
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300. Puerto Rico Style on October 22, 2007 in Humor
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Silly Stupid Stuff on October 16, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Awilda......
LOLcat Bible on October 11, 2007 in Humor
Now this is just silly. The LOLcat bible....
A Good Lame Joke on October 9, 2007 in Humor
Jerry McCaca says:mira dime un chisteAnna Maria says:habia una vez un boricua un cubano y un panameno atrapados en una selvalogran salir a pesar de estar persegiudos por unos indios salvajesJerry McCaca says:okJerry McCaca says:jajaaAnna Maria says:pero, para llegar a la civilizacion tenian q cruzar un puente...pq te riesAnna Maria says:no he terminadoJerry McCaca says:nadaJerry McCaca says:soy asiJerry McCaca says:me...
Hairy Man on October 9, 2007 in Humor
Found this laying around Facebook....
Skateboard Fun on October 8, 2007 in Humor
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Stupidisms on October 6, 2007 in Humor
I don't even remember where I got this....
Funny Couple on October 6, 2007 in Humor
See more here.Zatyr said: "Wow. He must have a 12 inch penis."Awilda said: "Thank God he's black. Otherwise he'd get lost."...
Bird Chips on October 3, 2007 in Humor
"A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped...
Enci Hammer on October 3, 2007 in Humor
Dr. Sapo says:diantre te recuerdas de enci hammerDr. Sapo says:como se escribaDr. Sapo says:jajaHetero Harry says:jajajjajajajjajajajajajjajajaHetero Harry says:enci hammerDr. Sapo says: acabo de ver una foto de elHetero Harry says:jajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaHetero Harry says:enci hammerHetero Harry says:jajajajjajajajjajajajjajajajajajaDr. Sapo says:como sea se excribaHetero Harry says:MC HammerHetero Harry says:jajajajajjajajajjajajajjajajajjajaja...
Veggie Instruments on October 3, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Awilda.Fucking mad. Jaja. The first thing that came through my head was Puerto Rican malangas and yuccas....
Funny Drawings, Music Video on September 29, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Awilda. Jajajajja....
Argggg! on September 17, 2007 in Humor
I didn't sleep well last night. My arm pit hurts (don't even ask). I passed the entire morning hungry as a troll only to pass the evening sleepy. For those of you who don't know me, when I'm hungry or sleepy I can get a bit grumpy. I had been parched-thirsty for a few hours and that only added to...
What Dudes Talk About on September 17, 2007 in Humor
- A l e x - says:I mean I'd hit itLuis Gallardo says:nomegusta para naaaaadaLuis Gallardo says:jajajaj- A l e x - says:You'd hit itLuis Gallardo says:i'd hit her with my fistLuis Gallardo says:jajaja- A l e x - says:LOLLuis Gallardo says:to get her away from meLuis Gallardo says:jajajajajjaja...
School Porn on September 14, 2007 in Humor
Según había informado el Departamento de Educación (DE) ayer, una pareja de estudiantes de esa escuela grabó un vídeo mientras sostenían relaciones sexuales y luego pasaron el vídeo a teléfonos celulares de sus compañeros."Es una situación sumamente lamentable. Es importante, una vez se identifique a los estudiantes y junto con unos trabajadores sociales, poder ver qué es lo que está...
Nara Leão's Teeth on September 14, 2007 in Humor
Check out this Nara Leão cover. If you have teeth like that, you really shouldn't be doing such a thing. They look like the tips of those Fun-Dip candies....
Dominican Family Guy on September 12, 2007 in Humor
There's a whole series of these things. Great.Thanks Jesus...
Eaves Drop DC on September 11, 2007 in Humor
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/Check it out. Trust me. If you like this site then you'll appreciate that.Thanks Chelsea....
Brazil Funk on September 10, 2007 in Humor
They did a great job with this. Watch the first movie and then the second....
Silly Rap Video on September 6, 2007 in Humor
It's pretty stupid up until the 2:00 mark. Jaja....
My Sister Sandra When She Was A Baby on September 4, 2007 in Humor
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Gringos in Action on September 1, 2007 in Humor
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Great Stuff on August 31, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Alex....
More YouTube Lube on August 3, 2007 in Humor
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nLkQeuU1LmMAmusing how she messed up so many times.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZIIryCMUDIGay weatherman freaks out because of a roach....
Great. TV News Errors on August 3, 2007 in Humor
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Me vs DJ Predator on August 2, 2007 in Humor
DJ Predator says:you need toconfirmme a date to rhyme on one of our shows manI say:I dont want to do a show.I say:I don't even go to watch showsI say:why would i go to perform at a show?I say:The music is too loud and there's too many people.I say:I just wanna stay home in my pjs and lay in my...
Quotes of the Month on July 31, 2007 in Humor
Dropped off Amaia last week. Here are some final funny quotes. Pardon me if I've repeated any of these."Amaia, do you want to buy some baby chickens?" "Yea." "What kind?" (since they come in a variety of colors). "With fries."Amaia had been cranky for a few days, often looking for arguments and throwing pissy fits. One evening she walks up...
This Ad Is Not Very Effective on July 20, 2007 in Humor
Three-sided standing pamphlets such as these were on each of the tables in the Las Catalinas mall in Caguas. The last thing I wanted to stare at while eating my Meson sandwich is a man grabbing another man's leg in such fashion....
Funny Comedy Central Ads on July 15, 2007 in Humor
Funny Comedy Central ads from Zorganismus Blog. Check out the others....
Amaia in Puerto Rico Day 7 on July 14, 2007 in Humor
I've had my hands full for the last few days. Not much chance to update my blog. Either ways, here's some funny quotes from the little one:Trying to find a way to make breakfast interesting, I cut her toast into a sun shape. "I want you to cut them into hearts." So I do. "Now, triangles," so I just flip...
Amaia in Puerto Rico Day 3 on July 9, 2007 in Humor
Day 3: Oh boy, does the combination of food and sun make me tired.Today was another day with my father. I had a meeting in San Juan so my father was kind enough to watch over Amaia for a few hours. Afterwards we ate lunch at a buffet (rock on), and came home to play with titi Lucy and abuela....
Real Transformers on July 6, 2007 in Humor
These guys are retarded....
on July 5, 2007 in Humor
I'm against stem cell research. I mean; there's enough criminals and suicidal people to use actual living human bodies....
Nihilismo Funny LP Covers on July 3, 2007 in Humor
Click here for a great collection of funny LP covers from Nihilismo en la Net blog....
Lo Mein, Oh Meng! on June 27, 2007 in Humor
One of the things I couldn't wait to get my hands on upon arriving in D.C. was some of that dirty ass Chinatown food. Oh boy, does that cheap tea, over-served plates of Lo Mein, and pasty white rice make my tongue water. It's a shame my room doesn't have a fridge and microwave because I'd stock up on that...
Life Support Blahs on June 27, 2007 in Humor
I'm in the DC are for a week-long housing conference.One really cool thing about staying in hotels is the free newspaper that they leave on your doorstep each morning. When I first started taking these work trips I'd leave the paper there for hours - fearful that a $5 charge would pop up on my check-out bill. Unfortunately, most of...
Whatever on June 22, 2007 in Humor
iM hAppY. says:MY HOUSE TONIGHTiM hAppY. says:A SIX PACK OF MEDDALLA FOR ME?Casey Jones says:dudeCasey Jones says:i dont even know where ot buy a six pack of meddallaiM hAppY. says:JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAiM hAppY. says:YOU ASSWIPEiM hAppY. says:MANiM hAppY. says:I DONT EVEN BELIEVE YUOUiM hAppY. says:YOU BUY BEER ANYWHERE IN P.R.iM hAppY. says:EVERY FUCKING WHEREiM hAppY. says:I THINK EVEN WALGREENS CARRY BEERiM hAppY....
Random Images of the Day on June 22, 2007 in Humor
Fun album cover. Why are the best jazz artists so crazy? Roland Kirk blew through water pipes and Sonny Rollins had a mohawk. Alex's MSN icon. Great:...
NoiseBot T-shirts on June 20, 2007 in Humor
I recently stumbled upon NoiseBot.com - yet another funny t-shirt service. Expand this post to see some of my favorites....
Office Internet on June 18, 2007 in Humor
Whether my employees like me or not, I have made a tremendous effort to drag them from the Dark Ages. Even the radical agitator who always has something to say about everything I do admits that prior to my nomination as Director of this department they were still using type writers, white out, and archaic methods of office management....
Boa Eats Dog on June 17, 2007 in Humor
Alex sent me the following link:PHOENIX - A man who coated a 3-week-old puppy in cooking oil and then fed it to his pet boa constrictor was sentenced Thursday to 90 days in jail and two years probation, prosecutors said. MSNBCI mean; the boa released in the wild would eat the dog anyways. The guy actually made it less painful...
Freakin' Great. Thief Video on June 16, 2007 in Humor
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Don Evho on June 15, 2007 in Humor
This album cover art posted on the Rock Over Graceland music blog features a character that strongly resembles Bolivian President Evo Morales....
Luis the Republican on June 15, 2007 in Humor
Crystal is at a sort of "Conflict Resolution" class being hosted by an African American professor. The professor has been bringing up a number of controversial subjects (mostly on race), thus I suppose he's doing so intentionally because of the nature of the class."I don't think I approach these subjects from a biased standpoint," said Crystal. "I come from a...
16 Persoons on June 15, 2007 in Humor , Photos
"16 Persoons"...
Blood is Not Funny! on June 15, 2007 in Humor
"Blood is not funny" Youtube video. Funny. (It wouldn't let me embed).Here's some more: Baby scared of her own shadow.Baby falling asleep....
Nasty Teeth on June 14, 2007 in Humor
I was surfing around ebay for a used digital camera when I stumbled upon a potential purchase with "example" photos. Once clicking the thumbnails I was led to the Canon website, where photos of children playing, families, and landscapes were displayed so that one could see the camera's full potential. First thing I noticed was homegirl's teeth. She must have...
Deh Deh Dehhhhh on June 13, 2007 in Humor
Alex's forum avatar.Great....
Lame PowerPoint Presentations on June 13, 2007 in Humor
I hate when speakers give PowerPoint presentations where all they do is read it to you, slide by slide. That, coupled with my almost natural tendency to start dozing off when spending more than ten minutes sitting idle can be quite dangerous. This morning I almost wanted to download a copy of Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth from my laptop, burn...
Deductive Reasoning in Action on June 10, 2007 in Humor
Me: "Wow. It's almost midnight. I guess Miguel Cotto lost. I hear no revolu."Ulises: "Yea... then again... the fight could have gone all the way up to twelve rounds."Me: "Hmm... well. If you notice, the only people walking the streets are gringo, so I guess your right."Ulises: "Jaja. Yea. The moment Cotto wins those gringos are going to be panicking...
Green Nachos on June 5, 2007 in Humor
(Posted via my cellphone) "What's up with the green nachos?" I ask the theater cashier. "They are Shrek 3 nachos."...
Another Dad Forward on June 4, 2007 in Humor
Un boricua decide emigrar a Orlando. Al llegar a su destino lo espera un amigo de su pueblo quien le dará alojamiento por algunos días. Al deshacer la maleta en la casa, el amigo vé que saca un paquete de café, varias bolsitas de platanutres... y un álbum con fotos de Aníbal Acevedo Vilá, Pedro Roselló, Luis Fortuño, Sila Calderón,...
X-Men In Bayamon on June 4, 2007 in Humor , Photos
This interesting building located in Bayamon, Puerto Rico sticks out of a mountain and has a long suspended tube-like bridge from the mountain to the tower. I can't help but think of it as something from the X-men....
Another Forward From Dad on May 17, 2007 in Humor
>Para los Boricuas de Pura Sepa... Nosotros.... > > >No hay nadie que no conozca a un puertoriqueño o, por lo menos, conoce > >a alguien que conoce a un puertoriqueño. De todas maneras, le >preguntaron > >en una ocasión a un reconocido sabio maestro: ¿Qué es un >puertorriqueño? > > > >Su respuesta fue la siguiente: ¡Ah, los...
From the Mountains of Jayuya Puerto Rico on April 30, 2007 in Humor
Thanks, Egui....
Response to a Denial of Employment on March 30, 2007 in Humor
Dear ......, Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm. I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of...
Chin Singers on March 30, 2007 in Humor
Chin singers e-card. Thanks Crystal....
AMLO in Puerto Rico on March 30, 2007 in Humor
I saw the following man in the El Popular restaurant in Santurce. He looks just like leftist Mexican Presidential candidate Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador:...
Mega Man on March 30, 2007 in Humor
Oh boy. Check out this cover for Mega Man 1. It looks as if it was drawn by a child. The cover artist should be flogged. Also, if your in the mood for mp3s of the old Mega Man level songs, check out Atomic Fire. Mega Man 2 and 3 are my favorites. Just listen and compare to modern day...
See Chelsea on March 30, 2007 in Humor , Personal
The woman in the advertisement below resembles my good friend Chelsea, who was kicking it over in Spain last I remember. Spooky. I actually wondered if it was really her....
E-mail Forward from Dad on January 22, 2007 in Humor
>En Puerto Rico no se espía: > Se chequea, se liga > > En Puerto Rico nadie se burla: > Se gufea, se vacila, se tripea > > En Puerto Rico nadie se enamora: > Se enfusca, , se enchula. > > En Puerto Rico nadie llena su estómago: > Se jarta, se ponen que van a reventar o...
Luis Crossing a River on January 18, 2007 in Humor
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Eye Candy on January 15, 2007 in Humor
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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! on January 5, 2007 in Humor
Tony Mann says: i love the shirt.. love how it's not on the front nor th eback.. on the side. Tony Mann says: no. they dont show other colors. only the one the chick is wearing, creme Svetlana Lomax says: yeah... Svetlana Lomax says: can you just get the design? Tony Mann says: might have to get it from...
Bruce Leroy on January 3, 2007 in Humor
Thanks Dad....
Puerto Rico Driving on November 30, 2006 in Humor
A fun PowerPoint presentation on Puerto Rican driving. Click here. Thanks, Diana....
Our Dust on June 30, 2006 in Humor
Miami International Airport...
Bored... on February 21, 2006 in Humor
Bored......
Authoritarian CSS on February 21, 2006 in Humor
Bhalonious Monk says: CSS is so authoritarian. "Use my fonts bitch." Bhalonious Monk says: But that's good. The masses wouldn't know what fonts to use anyways. Bhalonious Monk says: Jaja. Out trying to save the world! says: lol...
Boogers and Snots
on February 21, 2006 in Humor
My nephew Lance has fun with my notebook:...
A Cruel Prank That If Successful Would Have Been Funny on February 14, 2006 in Humor
ReddPen : shit ReddPen : yo u there ReddPen : yo ReddPen : ur the only 1 onlinw ReddPen : i need yr help ReddPen : common ReddPen : gjjkhlgjkdhhjj ReddPen : hy ReddPen : yoyoyo ReddPen : cmmmonnn! ToDu24 : hi ReddPen : dont laugh ToDu24 : ok whats wrong? ToDu24 : ill help you ReddPen : i...
Airplane Entry 2, Wake Up, Luis on February 1, 2006 in Humor
Running on one hour of sleep. I'm on a direct flight to Atlanta with an empty stomach. I'm sitting on the last row with the surrounding seats empty and all for myself. Rock! Luis curls up in fetus position with a loose seat belt as he dozes off into Oz. Whenever a bit of turbulence is felt I'll sit up...
Some Old IM Fun on August 5, 2005 in Humor
ReddPen : let's fuck someone up ReddPen : im izzy and battle her. elementemcee : i'm actually talking to her right now ReddPen : give me the aolim name of someone on yoru list ReddPen : and i'll bust out just battling 'em ReddPen : and u tell me private hings abotu 'em ReddPen : jajajaja elementemcee : okay...
My Fascination with Zombies on July 10, 2005 in Humor , Society
Zombies. I love them. The whole zombie-plague-apocalypse-survival theme tickles me. From my introduction to the zombie-craze of Resident Evil to my engulfment in Image comic's Walking Dead to my recent viewing of the remake of Dawn of the Dead, I have to say that zombie media is both entertaining and educational. The simple fact that flicks like 28 Days pits...
Zombie Dream on July 10, 2005 in Humor
I had a zombie dream.Apparently the Town Hall had become the place of refuge as a variety of cousins and fellow government officials took shelter from our neighbors-turned zombies. We camped on the top floor and set up obstacles throughout the first floor in order to allow us to easily detect (and exterminate) the walking dead."Let me in!" said a...
The Ad vs the Essay on July 10, 2005 in Humor
If you don't like getting your paper rejected before it even reaches peer review, ask David Egilman how to get around the process: In what may be an unprecedented move, when the Brown University researcher's paper was recently rejected from an occupational medicine journal, he simply bought two pages of ad space and printed the entire article in the same...
Sunburn on July 10, 2005 in Humor , Personal
NiKki ((d(-_-)b)) says: omg what happened to u?The Director says:I went to culebra and fell asleep on a beach like a few weeks agoNiKki ((d(-_-)b)) says:ouchh!!!NiKki ((d(-_-)b)) says:sunblock?The Director says:That stuff is for gringos, gays, and girls....
Puerto Rican Passport, Please on July 3, 2005 in Humor
While searching for the phone number of Delta's Puerto Rico office, I stumbled upon the following consumer complaint:I had purchased airline tickets from Denver, CO to San Juan, Puerto Rico for myself and my husband on Delta Airlines... Jeffery R [Delta representative] asked for a passport or our birth certificate.I told him that we were Puerto Ricans which makes us...
Quiznos Cup on July 3, 2005 in Humor
Stepping out of the conference for a moment, I saw a man dressed in an inflated Quiznos cup dancing around the entrance to another conference room. Oddly, nobody was around but he continued to dance from side to side in as in a happy burst of joy....
Zombie Dream on May 10, 2005 in Humor
I had a zombie dream.Apparently the Town Hall had become the place of refuge as a variety of cousins and fellow government officials took shelter from our neighbors-turned zombies. We camped on the top floor and set up obstacles throughout the first floor in order to allow us to easily detect (and exterminate) the walking dead."Let me in!" said a...
Man Moments on May 10, 2005 in Humor
I walk into the giant department store with my headphones on. A variety of jazz, Latin soul, and underground hip-hop is on the play list. "Must replace wallet," I think to myself in primitive male-talk as I walk directly from the entrance to the male accessory section. With a brand new black leather wallet in one hand and a worn...
on March 26, 2004 in Humor
- ¹·³²³mårïflôr³²³·¹ - says:the last one i did was stupiStanley Sheu [me] says:It was so stupid I forgot the D!...
Cheesy E-mail Forward from Dad on July 3, 2003 in Humor
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and...
"Luis Gallardo" on Google on July 3, 2003 in Humor
A google on "Luis Gallardo," resulted a number of interesting characters. Interestingly enough, while there were 368,000 results, I happened to be ranked at number 30. Neat. Here are some of my long-lost cousins:Luis Gallardo, the 18-year old Panamanian soccer hotshot who's birthday is one day after mine. Luis Gallardo, SFC in the U.S. Army who designs military hospital crests.Luis...
Don't Lie, Deep Down we all Like Magneto on July 3, 2003 in Humor
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Farmsex.com on March 19, 2003 in Humor
Me and Element played a nasty trick on my buddy David. We sent him links through AOLIM that appeared to be one thing, but had their link properties rerouted to animal porn sites (something like this: www.reddemcee.com). Jajajaja. I know it's mean. But check our convos:elementemcee: www.elementaryschool.com [links to farmsex.com]Ionicbond1007: what is this?elementemcee: my new siteIonicbond1007: "Farmsec.com" ?elementemcee: huh?Ionicbond1007:...
Dad Jokes on March 19, 2003 in Humor
Ussf2: This drunk goes into a bank and ask the teller if they make family loans....Ussf2: the teller tells him yes.....Ussf2: thenthe drunk tells him " Since you do family loans..."can I borrow your sister for a party I have tonight?Ussf2: How can you keep a Dominican quiet for a while...?Ussf2: Ask him what he is thinking about...Ussf2: one blond...
More AIM Fun on March 19, 2003 in Humor
elementemcee: I don't want to talk about it anymore thoughelementemcee: not about herReddPen: i mean.. w/o good intentions..ReddPen: BUT... the rain is falling the donkeys are shaved.elementemcee: that doesn't make senseReddPen: analyse it man...ReddPen: it makes complete senseelementemcee: I don't know puerto rican customs or whatever the fuck you're talking aboutReddPen: look man.. fuck it..ReddPen: just remember one thing..ReddPen:...
"Bugaboo" on March 19, 2003 in Humor
elementemcee: then she calls once this morning and I have been blowin her cell up all day and she hasn't respondedReddPen: dont blowup her cellphopneReddPen: didn't u hear 'bugaboo'?ReddPen: girls dont like thatman....
OJ Simpson Dream on March 19, 2003 in Humor
Dream:I was in Georgia in my father's house."Luis," screams my sister. "There's a man outside who says he has a warrant to come inside the house.""Well tell him to come on in." I respond. "Wait... no.":: I wander outside to see a man parked in his car :: "What do you want, man?" I ask"I have a warrant to...
MSN Fun on March 19, 2003 in Humor
¤°*§tûÞíd¤fåî®ÿ*°¤ says: everybody wuvsss me Joseph Ball says: you mispelt love ¤°*§tûÞíd¤fåî®ÿ*°¤ says: yeah it sounds nicer ¤°*§tûÞíd¤fåî®ÿ*°¤ says: wuv Joseph Ball says: it sounds like u have no toungue ¤°*§tûÞíd¤fåî®ÿ*°¤ says: it sounds like a little girl woul say it ¤°*§tûÞíd¤fåî®ÿ*°¤ says: i think its cute Joseph Ball says: a little RETARTED girl...
ICQ Fun on March 19, 2003 in Humor
For amusement, I go on ICQ and make fun of random people's names. Here are some pastes.paola?MORE LIKE YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A BRAZILIAN CITYRedd (11:58 PM) : someone's name looks like a Jewelry store chain!!!!zulailenes (00:06 AM) : jejeje yuo?Yamy?More like yaMY GOD YOU SUCK!Redd (00:01 AM) : Gaia?Redd (00:01 AM) : More like YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE...
AIM Fun on March 12, 2003 in Humor
ReddPen: u lost all your turst, right?ReddPen: trust*elementemcee: I threw my soul into her and she just turned out to be an alter-egoelementemcee: all my trust in her.elementemcee: it's like I don't even get itelementemcee: I still can't believe how she can do such a 360ReddPen: EXACTLYReddPen: you mean a 180ReddPen: jajajajajajajajajelementemcee: hhahaelementemcee: yeah...
Some Things Never Change on March 3, 2003 in Humor , Music
It's funny. I can't say that I was raised on hiphop but it did accompany me through my maturity. The peak of my high school life was dominated by underground hiphop culture. Beats and lyrics would constantly bounce back and forth off of the walls of my head. Whenever one of us would show a phat track to the rest...
"Tra tra" Macking on March 3, 2003 in Humor
I made a fake nickname and profile on ICQ for a stereotypical reggaeton fan. I named him "Sandungeito." For kicks I start mass-IMing every ICQ girl I could find saying stuff like "tra tra mami" (stereotypical lyrics from a reggaeton song.) I had Joanna - a reggaeton friend- coach me. She supplied me with links to personal photos of reaggaetoneros...
OK, Flux on March 3, 2003 in Humor
Cycle Logic 1: theres no such thing as fact any moreReddPen: ok flux...
Follow Grandpa's Left Hand on March 3, 2003 in Humor
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